You thought MTV’s reality show was the worst thing to happen to Spring Break? Think again! This week, the guys explore the sordid history of America’s favorite vacation in search of Where the Boys Are. (Hint: they’re freezing their asses off on the Knife River.) Along the way, we will learn a few things about the time in 1969 when some North Dakota college students asked the fateful question: Why should Florida have all the fun?