#62 – Swamp Ass Is The Worst Superpower

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Gators! Riding Lawnmowers! Flying Bricks! This week’s episode has everything: a time-traveling Floridian, a swan-punching Floridian, even a Floridian hoping to become a Bermudan through the clever use of a massive hamster wheel! If that last sentence didn’t make any sense, don’t worry. You’re not alone. This week, the guys brave the Mosquito Coast to find the true identity of […]

#61 – Give Me All The Coke!!!

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If your roommate suggests cutting up the body of your friend whom you have both murdered together, move. That’s just one of the helpful life hacks (!) that you will find this week, as the guys take a stab at the infamous “Club Kid” murder of Angel Melendez by Michael Alig and Robert “Freeze” Riggs. You may know the movie […]

#60 – Poop Or It Didn’t Happen

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Everybody needs a hobby, but if you’re not pooping yourself occasionally, are you really dedicated? This week, the guys wade into one of the nerdiest battles in history: the war for the undisputed top score in the Donkey Kong video game. Grab your quarters, limber up your thumbs, and learn what happens when people spend far too much time perfecting […]

#59 – Go For the Gold…Or the Knees

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WHYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!! Olympic figure skaters may seem graceful, but don’t let their peaceful exteriors fool you. This week, the guys attack the famous Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan Incident during the lead-up to the 1994 Winter Olympics. You may think you know the story, but just like a frozen lake, there’s an unseen world just below the surface. Tighten your laces and hold […]

#58 – Beat Me In St. Louis

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Marathoners are a special breed. On their best days, they battle the elements and the limits of human endurance. This is not going to be one of their best days. This week, the guys run full speed through the history of the worst-planned and -executed marathon in modern history: the 1904 Olympic/World Fair Games in St. Louis, MO, where the–ahem–arch […]

#57 – Show Us Your Pits!

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Welcome to the Pacific Northwest–home of Bigfoot, the Space Needle, and Mass Hysteria! This week, the guys take the scenic route through the Windshield Pitting Mystery of 1954, in which a complete non-event led to widespread public panic. The winding tale will lead us through several crazy pit stops (Get it!?), including angry rocks, self-pleasuring orcas, and a completely unconvincing […]

#56 – Get Yo’ Streak On!

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Ah, the joys of public nudity! Who among us has never had the urge to strip off and run frolicking through the streets or onto the field, celebrating the freedom of youth and revelling in body positivity? In other words, who among us has never been drunk? This week, the guys uncover the mostly zany, occasionally unhinged history of streaking, […]

#55 – Bruise Like Jagger

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Vibes are no joke. When the vibes are good, peace, love, and music abound. When the vibes are off, however, things can go downhill faster than a passed-out concert-goer rolling towards a tiny stage. If that metaphor seems strange, you clearly don’t know about the Altamont Music Festival of 1969. Modeled after the utopian Woodstock Music Festival earlier in the […]

#53 – Are We There, Yeti?

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet… He’s probably a liar. This week, the guys go on a trek through the great Pacific Northwest to discover the truth behind the legend of America’s own Abominable Snowman, the Sasquatch. Bigfoot. Or Bigfeet. Or Bigfeets. It’s a whole thing, apparently.