#78 – Keep Your Nose Clean

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Cleanliness is next to godliness. Especially if your dismembered remains are found in a carwash. This week, the guys give the undercarriage of life a once-over, exploring the time, all too recently, that half of a man’s face was discovered on the floor of a Montana carwash. You know, so you can escape the gory details of current events.

#77 – Boo, You Whore!

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It’s Halloween! The one day when it’s perfectly acceptable to take candy from strangers! This year, Halloween will of course be a more sedate affair, since we can all agree that 2020 itself has been scarier than anything October alone can throw at us. Nonetheless, the guys are celebrating the holiday by exploring the spooky, kooky history of the grand […]

#76 – Who Ordered the Extra-Large Sausage?

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You’ve all been such great listeners, that today we are rewarding you with everyone’s favorite activity–a pizza party! Come on a drive-along as the guys explore the frenzied, unsurprisingly sexy, and surprisingly dangerous world of pizza delivery. This week’s episode is everything a great pizza should be: hot, fresh, steamy, and cheesy! Enjoy it right when it arrives, or later, […]

#73 – Gimme That Sticky Stuff

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Weeeeeeeeeeeee’re Back! 2020 has been a tough one for all of us, and with things going as crazy as they are, we just couldn’t stand back and stand by. These boys are too proud for that. #ProudBoys. And so we’re back, with an episode that has nothing to do with the world today. Yes, we are fully embracing your escapist […]

#70 – The Worst Half-Off Special You’ve Ever Heard Of

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If the news has you down, this episode is sure to cure what ails you!* Ah, modern medicine. A pill for everything, marijuana on demand, and the sweet release of anesthetic oblivion for anything more invasive than a teeth cleaning. Medicine wasn’t always so accommodating, however. This week, the guys slice into the story of Dr. Robert Liston, the “Fastest […]

#68 – Santa. Con.

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Nothing says Christmas quite as much as a drunken mob of Santas descending on local bars, flinging Brussels sprouts at each other, distributing inappropriate gifts to terrified children, hanging from traffic lights, and beating up unsuspecting accountants dressed like elves. Or wait, toys. Maybe toys mean Christmas more than the mob thing. Anyway, this week the guys ho-ho-hop into the […]

#67 – Act Well Your Fart; There All the Honor Lies

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We’ve been holding this episode in for nearly a month, and we’re about ready to burst! With anticipation, that is. This week on The Bright Side, the guys hold their breath and dive, nose first, into the wacky, malodorous world of professional farting! A time-dishonored tradition, professional farting has been around as long as there were performers who wished they […]